August 18, 2008
August 15, 2008
The two large spheres are part of an installation from the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York currently on display on the University of Texas’ East Mall, unfortunately placed before the institution’s iconic main building.
one more reason why i love texas!
5 days ago- him: yeah, that's why i'm not going to have any. i'm getting too old.
- me: you can still have them!
- him: yeah, and be 60 when they graduate high school.
- me: well, you could adopt...
- him: ha
- me: the bigger kids...
- him: yeah, like a 17 1/2 year old.
- me: yeah!! like a really hot girl one!!
- him: that's gross!
- me: no way, you wouldn't really have to "adopt" her.
- him: that's disturbing...
- me: fine.
August 14, 2008
sometimes I'm allowed to complain!
so far, I’ve had a not so pleasant morning.
- woman tried to bully her way in front of me in traffic at the LAST minute. result: I’m not ok with this. People need to be patient just like the rest of us. So I kept my speed and didn’t let her over. Thus she honked for a long time and flipped me off. I smiled, rolled down my window and waved at her. She rolled down her window and waved her middle finger at me. I don’t mind…but this is how my morning started off. Me being a jerk to an asshole!
- dude driving 40 in the left lane when the car in front of him was going at least 60. result: i waited for an opening in the next lane over and took it when one came up. so I went around the slow dude and NO I’m not a stare and glare person. I just go about my drive. I just don’t understand why people do that. When I drive slow, I drive in the SLOW LANE.
- i discovered a hole in the armpit of my favorite cardigan. result: sad! I got it years ago at Gap…and I haven’t seen a cream colored cardigan that I’ve liked since.
- i had to slam on my brakes. result: frustration! I’m attentive…at least I think I am…so when people force me to slow down quickly and my brakes make a weird noise…i don’t like it!!!
- went to Starbucks and the pumpkin loaf is back in season! I asked to make sure, for I was in the drive-thru and I don’t know how often they update their menu out there. the guy was a snide prick when answering my question. result: further frustration
so, i turned Iron and Wine WAY up on the remainder of my way into work. I will have a good day if it kills me!
6 days ago
August 13, 2008
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
I get to play lazy spelling bee at work
- him: how do you spell scholarship?
- me: S-C-H-O-L-A-R-ship
please meet Trinity Faith Weyandt.
My friend sent me this picture today of her daughter sleeping. :D
1 week ago
Alright, Michael Phelps may be freakishly fast and have a smokin’ bod, but Aussie swimmer Eamon Sullivan is where it’s at. Eamon eats Phelps for breakfast.
Am I right, ladies!?! Okay no? Just me, then.
You are very right!!
1 week agoIt's like Doritos, that's nacho (not yo) cheese
- Blender: Do you ever pick a subject at random [out of the encyclopedia] and learn all about it?
- Lil Wayne: No. I’m a millionaire.
- Blender: What’s that mean? Millionaires still have things they can learn!
- Lil Wayne: Are you a millionaire? No. So don’t tell me what millionaires do.
- blender.com/LilWayneThereIsNoneHigher/articles/39237.aspx